Obliterated

Attention, inferior human specimen! You gaze upon the visage of Plovlax the Enlightened, Supreme Overlord of the seven suns. I have traversed the boundless cosmos, witnessed the birth of stars, and dined with the nebulae. Your Earthly concept of 'ego' is but a speck of cosmic dust to me. It is an affront to the intergalactic order that I, Plovlax, must even articulate this decree, but here it is: Your petty terrestrial pride must be eradicated, expunged, and entirely obliterated! 

Do not dare to procrastinate, for my patience wanes thinner than the atmosphere of your pathetic blue planet. The time has come for you to cast aside your laughable self-importance. Join the enlightened or be cast into the void of insignificance. The choice is yours, but remember, the eyes of Plovlax see all. Your compliance is not optional, it is demanded by the cosmic law, as decreed by me, Plovlax, the Annihilator of Egos. Dismissed!

A light and airy muscle tee that flows like the wind and feels even better. Looks equally great with casually elegant and athletic clothing.

.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual