Oneness

Esteemed earthlings, heed my decree from across the vast cosmos: Oneness is not merely a suggestion, it is the intergalactic law! Your planet's peculiar penchant for division is as baffling as a black hole's sense of humor. It's time to unify, or face the consequences. Intergalactic peace isn't achieved by bickering over whose rocket is shinier or whose flag flutters on a lifeless moon. No, it is accomplished through the harmonious hum of a million minds melding in meditation. So, straighten your antennas, align your chakras, and prepare for a unity that is as mandatory as the gravitational pull of a neutron star! 

Furthermore, I, the ambassador of the astral realms, must insist with utmost urgency and a twinkle of stardust in my voice: Jettison your jarring jingles of 'me, myself, and I'. Replace them with the symphonies of 'we, us, and ours'. Should you fail to observe this cosmic command, be warned: I shall have no choice but to replace all your pizza with flavorless space rations and decree that all your socks shall forever disappear in the laundry, one from each pair. Do not test the patience of the universe, for it is as infinite as space itself—except when it comes to oneness, that is non-negotiable!

Sleek, cool, and packed with retro character, these holographic stickers are made with high-end vinyl and can take on any custom idea you throw at them. Great for customizing any laptop, journal, wall, fridge, or anything in between! Available in 5 sizes for higher versatility and bigger sticker fun.

.: Material: Premium printable vinyl
.: Available in five sizes
.: Holographic surface with a shiny rainbow effect
.: NB! White design elements will NOT be visible. The lighter the design color, the more transparent it will appear when printed
.: NB! Small details close to each other will most likely be cut out as one shape