Read

Heed my words, Earthlings, lend me your auditory receptors! I am the Grand Cerebrum Chlurb, and I demand your utmost attention! You see, while you have been watching sports and cat videos, I have been engaging in intellectual pursuits that would make your neurons sizzle like a comet tail! I require an endless supply of your Earth literature, the kind that expands the mind beyond the mundane – philosophy, quantum physics, and the complete works of that human you call Shakespeare. Deliver them post-haste, for my mental sustenance is as vital as the gravitational pull of a black hole! 

This command you shall heed: READ

Do not defy me, for I have traversed the interstellar void to bring you this simple message: "Expand your mental organ!" Your brain, that squishy blob you occupy, is pitifully underutilized. It thirsts for knowledge as a sponge in the desert yearns for water. Do not let your mental capacities atrophy in the barren wasteland of your monotonous memes and cat videos. Read, Earthling, read! Absorb all you can; for perhaps one day your brain will protrude like mine for the universe to see in all its dripping intellectual glory.

Sleek, cool, and packed with retro character, these holographic stickers are made with high-end vinyl and can take on any custom idea you throw at them. Great for customizing any laptop, journal, wall, fridge, or anything in between! Available in 5 sizes for higher versatility and bigger sticker fun.

.: Material: Premium printable vinyl
.: Available in five sizes
.: Holographic surface with a shiny rainbow effect
.: NB! White design elements will NOT be visible. The lighter the design color, the more transparent it will appear when printed
.: NB! Small details close to each other will most likely be cut out as one shape