Obliterated

Attention, inferior human specimen! You gaze upon the visage of Plovlax the Enlightened, Supreme Overlord of the seven suns. I have traversed the boundless cosmos, witnessed the birth of stars, and dined with the nebulae. Your Earthly concept of 'ego' is but a speck of cosmic dust to me. It is an affront to the intergalactic order that I, Plovlax, must even articulate this decree, but here it is: Your petty terrestrial pride must be eradicated, expunged, and entirely obliterated! 

Do not dare to procrastinate, for my patience wanes thinner than the atmosphere of your pathetic blue planet. The time has come for you to cast aside your laughable self-importance. Join the enlightened or be cast into the void of insignificance. The choice is yours, but remember, the eyes of Plovlax see all. Your compliance is not optional, it is demanded by the cosmic law, as decreed by me, Plovlax, the Annihilator of Egos. Dismissed!

Shopping lists, school notes or poems - 118 page spiral notebook with ruled line paper is a perfect companion in everyday life. The durable printed cover makes the owner proud to carry it everywhere.

.: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
.: Front cover print
.: Dark grey back cover