Hydrate

Greetings, Earthlings! I come from the far reaches beyond your comprehension, where the water is as rare as a tasteful outfit at the Galactic Council. I must insist, with all the authority vested in me by the Interstellar Hydration Federation, that you adhere to the most sacred of cosmic laws: to hydrate is necessary! Do not take this lightly, for dehydration is a menace that lurks in the shadows, waiting to pounce like a Nebulon space tiger on the unwary. 

It is imperative, therefore, that you clutch your water bottles as if they were the life-giving orbs of planet Aquatica. Sip, gulp, slurp, or imbibe with a straw – the method matters not. What is crucial is that you maintain your aqueous essence at optimal levels to ensure the survival of your species. Disregard this decree at your peril, for the Galactic Moisture Monitors are always watching, and they do not take kindly to dry, unruly civilizations. Hydrate or face the wrath of parched alien bureaucrats!

Shopping lists, school notes or poems - 118 page spiral notebook with ruled line paper is a perfect companion in everyday life. The durable printed cover makes the owner proud to carry it everywhere.

.: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
.: Front cover print
.: Dark grey back cover