Attention, inferior human specimen! You gaze upon the visage of Plovlax the Enlightened, Supreme Overlord of the seven suns. I have traversed the boundless cosmos, witnessed the birth of stars, and dined with the nebulae. Your Earthly concept of 'ego' is but a speck of cosmic dust to me. It is an affront to the intergalactic order that I, Plovlax, must even articulate this decree, but here it is: Your petty terrestrial pride must be eradicated, expunged, and entirely obliterated!
Do not dare to procrastinate, for my patience wanes thinner than the atmosphere of your pathetic blue planet. The time has come for you to cast aside your laughable self-importance. Join the enlightened or be cast into the void of insignificance. The choice is yours, but remember, the eyes of Plovlax see all. Your compliance is not optional, it is demanded by the cosmic law, as decreed by me, Plovlax, the Annihilator of Egos. Dismissed!
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
