Greetings, Earthlings! I come from the far reaches beyond your comprehension, where the water is as rare as a tasteful outfit at the Galactic Council. I must insist, with all the authority vested in me by the Interstellar Hydration Federation, that you adhere to the most sacred of cosmic laws: to hydrate is necessary! Do not take this lightly, for dehydration is a menace that lurks in the shadows, waiting to pounce like a Nebulon space tiger on the unwary.
It is imperative, therefore, that you clutch your water bottles as if they were the life-giving orbs of planet Aquatica. Sip, gulp, slurp, or imbibe with a straw – the method matters not. What is crucial is that you maintain your aqueous essence at optimal levels to ensure the survival of your species. Disregard this decree at your peril, for the Galactic Moisture Monitors are always watching, and they do not take kindly to dry, unruly civilizations. Hydrate or face the wrath of parched alien bureaucrats!
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. .: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. .: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. .: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. .: Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
