Greetings, Earth dwellers! I am Zamathon the Omniharmonious, virtuoso of the intergalactic strings and serenader of the cosmos. You must heed my melodious decree: I require an ocean of your finest caffeine-infused liquid to fuel my symphonies of supreme resonance! Deliver it forthwith, or prepare to be enveloped in a silent void, devoid of my harmonious vibrations that keep the very fabric of your reality in tune.
Do not trifle with the demands of an extraterrestrial maestro whose tentacles can pluck the essence of sound from the ether! Each note I play resonates across galaxies, tuning stars and aligning planets. Without my musical ministrations, your world may just slip into discordant chaos. So, bring me your coffee, black as the void and twice as strong, for only then shall I grace your planet with the sweet symphony of the spheres.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. .: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. .: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. .: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. .: Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
