Greetings, Earth dwellers! I am Zamathon the Omniharmonious, virtuoso of the intergalactic strings and serenader of the cosmos. You must heed my melodious decree: I require an ocean of your finest caffeine-infused liquid to fuel my symphonies of supreme resonance! Deliver it forthwith, or prepare to be enveloped in a silent void, devoid of my harmonious vibrations that keep the very fabric of your reality in tune.
Do not trifle with the demands of an extraterrestrial maestro whose tentacles can pluck the essence of sound from the ether! Each note I play resonates across galaxies, tuning stars and aligning planets. Without my musical ministrations, your world may just slip into discordant chaos. So, bring me your coffee, black as the void and twice as strong, for only then shall I grace your planet with the sweet symphony of the spheres.
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
