Greetings, Earthlings! I am the Supreme Groove Commander of the Intergalactic Disco Federation, and I am here to hijack your dance floors. You see, our extensive surveillance of your planet has revealed a distressing lack of funk in your step, a woeful absence of pizzazz in your pirouettes. Thus, we have no choice but to initiate Operation Sparkle Overload. I demand your glitteriest disco balls and your shiniest platform shoes to be presented to me at once. There is no room for negotiation; your compliance is mandatory. The future of interstellar boogie depends on it!
Let me be perfectly clear: this is not a mere visit; this is a full-scale disco invasion. From the farthest reaches of the cosmos, we've traversed the stars, drawn by the rhythmic SOS your planet has been pulsing into the void. It's time to amp up the volume on those ancient ABBA records, dust off the mirrored ceilings, and surrender to the beat. Our DJs are ready to spin the decks with cosmic tunes that will make your very atoms do the hustle. Resistance is futile, Earth dwellers. Prepare to be boarded by the mothership of funk – and remember, in space, no one can hear you without a backbeat!
The unisex sponge fleece pullover hoodie is a blend of Airlume cotton and polyester. The percentages vary according to color. A pouch-style pocket spreads across the lower half of the garment’s front. The hood can be tightened with a white drawcord. Both cuffs and waistband have ribbing for extra grip.
.: 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz /yd² (240 g/m²))
.: DTG colors - Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size