Greetings, Earthlings! I come from the far reaches beyond your comprehension, where the water is as rare as a tasteful outfit at the Galactic Council. I must insist, with all the authority vested in me by the Interstellar Hydration Federation, that you adhere to the most sacred of cosmic laws: to hydrate is necessary! Do not take this lightly, for dehydration is a menace that lurks in the shadows, waiting to pounce like a Nebulon space tiger on the unwary.
It is imperative, therefore, that you clutch your water bottles as if they were the life-giving orbs of planet Aquatica. Sip, gulp, slurp, or imbibe with a straw – the method matters not. What is crucial is that you maintain your aqueous essence at optimal levels to ensure the survival of your species. Disregard this decree at your peril, for the Galactic Moisture Monitors are always watching, and they do not take kindly to dry, unruly civilizations. Hydrate or face the wrath of parched alien bureaucrats!
Add your design to this Bella + Canvas 8882 and create your next favorite personalized women’s tee. Equipped with a flowy fit for easy-going appearances, this personalized women’s tee features a tailored sleeve along with a modest fit. Made with 65%/35% polyester/viscose fabric for stretchiness and equipped with a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience.
.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²)) .: Flowy fit .: Modest crop .: Tear-away label
