Harmonious Vibration

Greetings, Earth dwellers! I am Zamathon the Omniharmonious, virtuoso of the intergalactic strings and serenader of the cosmos. You must heed my melodious decree: I require an ocean of your finest caffeine-infused liquid to fuel my symphonies of supreme resonance! Deliver it forthwith, or prepare to be enveloped in a silent void, devoid of my harmonious vibrations that keep the very fabric of your reality in tune. 

Do not trifle with the demands of an extraterrestrial maestro whose tentacles can pluck the essence of sound from the ether! Each note I play resonates across galaxies, tuning stars and aligning planets. Without my musical ministrations, your world may just slip into discordant chaos. So, bring me your coffee, black as the void and twice as strong, for only then shall I grace your planet with the sweet symphony of the spheres.

A light and airy muscle tee that flows like the wind and feels even better. Looks equally great with casually elegant and athletic clothing.

.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual